UPDATES on POLICE outside NUS LT10

Previously, I blogged about the police and investigators outside NUS LT10, outside the male toilet. I was there just doing my work when suddenly, plain clothes men were walking around, pictures were being taken, and everyone was talking in a hush hush manner.

Didn't seem like much to me until I realised that something fishy was happening. My first thought... OMG, CSI man... some crime happened.

I asked the plain clothes men what it was, he brushed me off telling it was nothing much. Of course trying to allay my fears, but.... with the police around collecting evidence and disallowing anyone from entering the male toilet, THERE MUST HAVE BEEN SOMETHING RIGHT????

This is a pic I took:


Perhaps the policemen interviewing the cleaner auntie is clearer:

Anyways... I finally managed to flip the pics... my previous post was a bit screwed up because I didn't know if I was supposed to take photos... but I guess they did see me doing it, so should be OK?

Anyways, I was wondering what was wrong because when I asked this girl who apparently knew what happened, she told me it was inappropriate to tell me. Perhaps that was true cuz I was asking her right in front of the police officer. (yes I'm damn kaypoh can?)

So later on, when the police left and the "coast was clear", she told me that there was grafitti written on the wall of the toilet.

It being a male toilet, I couldn't enter....

But more to that, there was this...


But then how could that stop me? I know la, I'm not your typical CSI investigator... but I went in still... to check out what was written on the door of the toilet...

This is what I saw:

Number 1 toilet was okay, functional... and open but number 2 toilet was sealed up. I pushed the door but it wouldn't budge.


On closer investigation, the toilet had been locked from within....

Seeeeeee??????

So, no choice I went outside and the lady cleaner shoo-ed me away to tell me I wasn't allowed to enter -- she had work to do... she said she had to use some chemicals.

So I waited while she and her colleagues went in and I guess, cleaned all evidence off the wall of number 2 cubicle before they all left and took away the sign from outside the toilet.

Of course, being me, I went it.

The whole place was washed and scrubbed clean. And the number 2 toilet was open. I went in and took this picture of the inside of the door.


Can see still some remnant marks, but apparently it has been almost erased clean.

NOW... WHAT WAS WRITTEN ON IT????

Later on I found out that it was not the first time this had been done, in fact this had happened before... (I don't know how many times though)....

On the inside of the door was something (I don't know what exactly)..but it had to do with Mas Selamat. Someone (or with his/her accomplice) had written comments about Mas Selamat... not sure if they were good or bad.. but basically comments about Mas...

I was curious to find out exactly what they were, but no one around would tell me. None of the cleaners wanted to say anything...

Guess that's the ending to this encounter.

I was like super kancheong because initially I thought it was some like murder or what nots, then I thought it was arson... now we all know it's grafitti... of that sensitive nature.. which was why no one would let me in on anything...

I don't know how else I can dig info now. I guess case is closed, unless I meet this encounter again... but must be pretty harsh/sensitive statements to warren the police and investigators down huh?

What do you guys think?

*disclaimer: Do not quote me on anything in this blogspace. DO NOT. Do not take what I say as the truth. Perhaps I am just sleep-blogging. I do not welcome further questions regarding this issue to my email about this incident. I consider it case closed and will not blog more about this after this post unless completely neccessary.*

Something FISHY outside LT10, NUS. POLICE TAKING PICS.

Hey this is like super hot off *the blogger's press*.

Outside LT10, in the Arts fac (AS1), near the Deck.... ther are police crowding round the toilet. Well, maybe not police, but men in uniform. Like security guards of some sort. Supposedly, there are investigators-look-alikes taking pictures and such and they are using code words to speak.

I asked what's wrong, and no one seems to want to tell me what it is. The guy in plain clothes, told me "nothing much..."...

But I BET something is happening. I think could be possible case of vandalism, like burning some shit. Or something.

Anyone near by pls come check it out and let me know. It's in the MALE's toilet so I'm not allowed to enter. I hope they don't cordon off this area!!!!

I'll update when I find out.


Update: Managed to sneak a pic really quick!!! Don't have time to turn it ard...

Update2: Managed to sneak another pic

I asked a girl beside me about what it was, but she said inconvenient to tell me. I said, eh not murder rite. She said No...

Now I'm serious... what's happening???? Police, camera men... etc!!!

Update3: haha everyone still here, talking about the report, interviewing and taking statement of some old lady cleaner.... Off the records one of the police man is super hot.... haha...

Anyways, they talking about... damn i straining my ears but they talking softly....

Update4: I think it could be some sort of morbid vandalism, cuz I hear the word "graffitti"... but I could be wrong... anyway the toilet is going to be cleaned up and reopened, but might take some time.... The investigators are thanking each other now and the police men are leaving...

UPDATE5: I kinda know what's happening now, but will decide when it's safe to blog about it...

UPDATE6: OK, yeap I know what happened. MIGHT BE SENSITIVE TO BLOG ABOUT IT HERE. Email me if you are interested I guess.. I might post more pics when coast is clear...

UPDATE7: Ok I've left the area since everyone has cleared the scene and I've got class... Will talk more about this tonight.

**disclaimer: Don't anyone quote me out of context or anything ah... for all you know, I might be misinformed and don't know anything.. or even dreaming... I just blogging what I see, don't trust anything I say.... I don't want to get into any shit for this...

Should I have a CHILD or NOT?

You know, many couples go through the dilemma of debating between themselves.... "whether or not they should have children, and how many..."

When I was young, I used to watch this show by Bill Cosby called, "Kids say the darnest things". I remember cracking up and laughing so hard my sides hurt.

Then again until I heard horror stories of kid poop smelling horrible, and that feeling of breast feeding is like putting you nipples through a food processor, those very thoughts subversed itself and told me kids are just nothing short of pandemonic!

Nonetheless, how would you know when is the right time to have children and if so, how many. The cost of raising a child now is no small sum. With college education thrown in (a decent US university), you would need about S$1000000. That's one million!!!! If it's a local uni, perhaps, S$500000. That's a mean sum too.

Plus a kid either, adds a lot more joy to a couple's existing relationship, or could, possibly tears 2 people apart - I've seen it happen both ways. Just wondering what are the factors that influence the outcome?

Anyways, just some random thought clouting my mind this early morning...

Will share with some some "darnest" things kids say to cheer your morning up! Do feel free to share your thoughts about the abovementioned issue as well! :)

So... kids or no kids?

Things U should NOT find in your GARDEN... -NSFW-

If you find these things, you have a couple of options...

Do not get turned on (or tuned off, for some)...
Either... keep it in a jar...
use it (on yourself) or
call "Ripley's Believe it or Not"...

You don't need your mama to tell you what these look like. I wouldn't want to add these to my wonton noodles for sure!!!

Humans aren't the only one who care about how big their booty looks in photos...

Humans are the only one who have embryos...

or gay men.... taking the shot from the behind....


So slap high five to your neighbour, because everyone needs an extra hand...

BATMAN & SUPERMAN in S'PORE - i swear!

DUDES...

this is as good as it gets.. want to meet batman, he might be just a road away... Seriously if I were this guy, I don't know whether to laugh of cry...

Thanks to Melvin for this!

10 Ways to Know It's LOVE

1. You feel it's no LONGER about you.
Whilst it used to be about "What's for dinner for me tonight?"... it's now changed to "What are we having for dinner tonight". As important as it is to maintain individuality in a relationship -- it's also very much about caring for some other. No longer are u a singular entity. It's "WE" -- your decisions (especially the big ones) affect 2 people.

2. When that person cries, you cry; When he laughs you feel happy
When 2 people are connected so deep;y, it's almost as if your heart is beating as 1.

3. When you have nothing to do, you say a prayer for him.
It's almost as if, you're his guardian angel.

4. When everyone doubts him, you stick by him
For the good, and the bad... and everything in between. Because even if there's no value that anyone sees, you see your knight in shining armour.

5. You can wake up in the morning unglam, but you know he loves u the way u are
It's ok looking all tired and with that bed head look. Afterall, he still gives u a good morning kiss


6. You know he's only a phone call away
He's the "top 3 people you want to call" list when u get good news, or bad. Or even just to talk about nothing at all!

7. You can trust him. You don't have to worry if he'll still be there for u tomorrow, or next month. You just KNOW it.

8. You can give up all your other exes or flings -- in a heartbeat.
Cuz no one else comes close..

9. When you look at him, you look into the future and want to hold his hands.
It doesn't matter how close you are to him, you just want to hold him hands. And squeeze it.

10. He tells you he loves you, without you asking for it.
Your friends know it, and his friends know it too.

Nuffnang's 1st Birthday Bash @ KL (400 bloggers!)

What would a birthday bash be without 400 bloggers, great food, camwhoring and prizes?

Early on Saturday morning, My parents and I set off at 7AM, excited to head to KL with 100 other S'porean bloggers for Nuffnang's 1s Birthday Bash @ KL.


The atmosphere was great upon arrival, the place was filled with throngs of people, all psyched up to see their favourite bloggers. The Singaporean gang, (some as seen below) met at Nuffnang's office at 8AM, and took 2 chartered buses. We were all put up at TUNES Hotel in KL, for FREEE! (yay Singaporean in me shining!)

This bunch was even rocking their way in the bus before the party started!

Above: Valerie, Jarius, Valerie's mother, Jayden and his friend

I was really glad to have my whole bunch of friends there with me - Darren, Sophia, Gaby, Me, James...

Raine, my babelicious friend managed to help me bring along her bunch of friends as well!

And from left: Esther, Raine, Me, Mike, Zach and Isaac!

The event was brimming with famous Singaporean and M'sian bloggers...

Wendy Cheng (xiaxue) on my left and Kexin (in blue) on my left.

What would a party be without M'sia's biggest blogger Kenny Sia ...

Wendy and Dawn Yang?

Or darling Jayden?

Or Nadelicious Nadnut?

Valerie, my modelishious classmate was also there and she won best pajama!! Won herself a Ipod touch!!!! She's a darling... haha but she's taken, sorrryy!!!


Of course, the party would be NOTHING without a bunch of HOT KINKY girls rite? To add a bit of sugar and spice!!!


Ensuring the guys would get a bang for their buck....


as a sea of nuffnang's fans watched on... cheering incessantly...


I met this really cute girl.... I know she's a fan of Nuffnang, but I can't remember who the hell she is... anyone knows? Tell me!!!!! All I can remember is that she and her sister were a bunch of fun!!!

HELP ME FIND HER!!!!! (my piggy is pregnant it made out with her piggy!)

The whole event ended with the Nuffnang staff, sabo-ing their bosses, making them wear undies that said in front: "My staff are blogging this" (this was vertically printed down the d*ck area).. and at the back, a huge Nuffnang logo with the words "Boss Ming/Boss Stewie" printed on it.

Dawn Yang also gave a kiss of this blogger who actually bidded 8000 nuffnang dollars for it... boy was he in EUPHORIA. (check out his hard on!)

This made Kenny Sia so angry he had to rub money all over himself!

Anyways the game and food were so good, all thanks go to the Nuffnang team, Ming and Stewie!

The Nuffnang team!

HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY NUFFNANG!!!! I LOVE U!

NUS Sexology1101 - NUS demonstrates condom wearing?!?

Who would have known that an NUS course actually demonstrates LIVE how to put on a condom?!?

Isn't that like.. sorta TABOO??? But anyway, yesterday during class, we has a hands on demonstration, and I tell you, the girls (pretended to) squeal so much, basically, that made me crack up like a bag of pop corns...

It was the Pediatric Psychology class we were in and there was a topic of presentation on HIV. Yeap, so the presentation group decided to teach us how to say NO to premarital sex (to prevent HIV) ... but I guess that brought yawns to many of the students so, being the new radicals they were, they probably thought that the best thing to so was to show them how to PREVENT STDs.

They seriously brought a zuccini and a condom and told us to learn how to put it on.. giving us step by step instructions....

My dear classmate was "daring" enough to try so I just kept snapping pics. Eh such rare oppotunities in NUS must document OK!!!!!!

Seriously.. I don't think another NUS course will allow this... hehehe

STEP 1: Rip the foil


STEP 2: HOLD the "zuccini"

STEP 3: PINCH THE TIP (of the condom, to create a vacuum)


STEP 4: ROLL DOWN (WHILE PINCHING TIP)


STEP 6: LET GO (smile and wave at your achievement)


STEP 7: TAAAADDDAAAA!!!

THERE! All in a day's work! Moral: Either abstain or use protection. HIV kills.

Will you marry me?

It's advertisements like these that make girls seem like materialistic pompous asses.. do you really agree with this?


Any way you look at it, SEX SELLS right? I don't know how effective this really is...


Yeap, I'll dress up in one of those for a MUSHROOM SWISS!!!

:) You know how to eradicate the mightiest of pests now doncha?

10 reasons YOU should DATE a Geek Girl

Why won't any of these women take you seriously damn it! You ask yourself why you keep failing date after date. The excuses range from "It's not you, it's me." to "I'm sorry, I like you, but just as a friend."

So where to go from here?

All the women you know are either dating a series of 'losers' or are considering turning lesbian to avoid doing so. It may be time my friend to start thinking of finding a woman of substance, quietude and stability, a cerebral creature with a culture all of her own.

In short, a geek girl.

Why settle for a shallow "does my ass look big in this" type of girl, who's more interested in your credit card than you when a geek girl can offer you so much more.

Here's 10 reasons why you should be dating a geek girl:

• They are generally available so no need to run a smear campaign against an existing boyfriend

• They tend to be overlooked so less competition

• They are good at fixing things, so no more sexual favours for the guy at the Apple store when your ipod plays up

• Your computer will rev its processor in appreciation of your wise choice

• Geek girls are smart(er)

• They are more considerate and appreciative of someone who takes the time to get to know them

• Geek girls do not need 20 pairs of shoes, so there will be some money left over for more beer.

• They don't grow fat chomping down potato chips, they prefer microchips (although more expensive...)
• Geek Girls don't mind playing Warcraft DOTA with you throughout the night (she might even beat your ass!)

• You can GEEK SPEAK all you want in bed! (!!!) Yeeha!

"I'm convinced . . get me a geek girl"

Ok, so where do you find this geek girl? Well where you won't find them is at the local shopping mall or in some sleazy 'meat market' night club. You'll often find them hanging out with their friends, discussing the latest hardware revolution. They tend to put a high value on their friendships, as often their circle of friends is fairly limited. If you are willing to unconditionally accept her for what she is, then you may be ready for a geek relationship.

"How could I possibly hang on to such a creature?"
If you're not up on your Star Trek, X-files or crop circle theories you can forget about getting or keeping a geek girl. You've got to be up on your Science Fiction and have read the latest fantasy novel (no not that kind of fantasy... well OK both). Armed with your own knowledge of Federation policies you can better gauge when and how to act when dating a geek girl.

Of course, catching that geek girl is only half the battle. Keeping her by your side is another story altogether. Geeks are sensitive and caring lovers and make great wives. If you can hang with the techno-lifestyle, they also make the best friends. They are the most attractive people, not flashy or superficial, but the kind who get cuter and more alluring over time. Definitely give geeks a chance.

"Shall I take her to dinner perhaps?"

Conventional dates aren't going to cut it when dating a geek girl. You're going to have to start thinking creatively my friend. Geeks tend towards eating packaged junk foods since they prefer to stay out of the limelight and spend more time near their computer. A typical diet would consist of Pizza, potato chips and Mountain Dew, and perhaps chocolate chip cookies on a special occasion (such as reaching a new level on her favourite video game).

To relax, geeks love to play the latest computer games. Let her play Tomb Raider III if she wants to. Act concerned if she's stuck on a level or has just been eaten by mutant zombies. Geeks love to try to help people on the internet who say that they are stuck in a game or have a particular technical problem. She will come up with clever riddles with hidden clues instead of directing them to a solution. Geeks also like to go to sci-fi and Japanese animated movies, again, a basically harmless vent for your woman and things that you should start taking an interest in.

"Aren't they mythical creatures?"

Many people think that the realm of the geek is purely male and that the geek girl is a myth, like unicorns and honest lawyers. True, they are hard to find, mainly because they have been so abused and ignored by society that geek girls have gone underground. You may actually know some and just haven't noticed it. They often feel resentful, and misunderstood, and it is important to realize this as you grow closer to them. Don't ever try to force the issue, or make crazy demands that she choose between her computer and you. Remember, her computer has been there for her whole life; you are a new addition she hasn't quite worked out yet.

Geek girls thrive on mystery and love challenges and intellectual puzzles.

Wouldn't you like a little intellectual stimulation of your own? If so, start dating a geek girl!

Adapted from here

What NUS students think about MARRIAGE (scribbles on the toilet door)

This is not very good news!! Both for singles, married and the Singapore Government!!!

I was in the toilet and then this caught my attention. Birth rates are going down but look what NUS students are saying???

On the door of the cubicle was this sign....

"Ways to Escape An Abusive Spouse"
3. If He/She breaks the phone...
go to The Neighbour

This was some trailer for some upcoming Haresh Sharma drama production..

and then I see faint yellow words between the lines... it says...

"DO NOT GET MARRIED AT ALL!"

THEN I SCRUTINZE AND LOOK HARDER!!
There were pen scribbles beside the yellow words...

Seems like any campaign to snuff out singlehood and promote reproduction.... is falling on deaf's ears!!!!! How now brown cow??? Mooooooo...

So you think you're RACIST?

This makes so much sense, I don't know to laugh or cry....

Mas Selamat - New TV series soon to be launched

TV series starring Mas Selamat - better than Prison Break anytime..

News courtesy of here.

Snuffleupagus Sleeps Better With Chipster

Meet Snuffleupagus.
Meet Snuffleupagus has a problem.
WHAT problem you ask?

Snuffie isn't able to sleep. WWHHHAAATTTT'SS THE PROBLEM??????!?!?

Ahhhh.. so dez ne.... THE SUN JUST WON'T LET UP!!!

MAYBE IF I SLEEP ON MY BACK!??

MAYBE IF I SLEEP ON MY RIGHT!??

MAYBE IF I SLEEP ON MY LEFT!??

STILL NOT WORKING?!!!! PERHAPS THESE WILL??? WILL THEY NUMB MY SENSES AND LULL ME TO SLEEP???

DEAR LORD, PLEASE HELP ME TO BECOME SMALLER AND DISAPPEAR.. IT AIN'T WORTH LIVING IF I CAN'T GET NO SLEEEEEP!!!!

SUDDENLY.....

IS HE REALLY SHRINKING???!!!

SMALL ENOUGH TO FIT ON A CHIPSTER PACK!!!!!

SO THE KIND KIND LORD GRANTS SNUFFIE HIS WISH.... AND EVEN MORE CHIPSTER PACKS!!! HALLELUJAH!!!

....... LESSON OF THE DAY: BE CAREFUL WHAT U WISH FOR.....

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9eek 9oddess would like to thank the cast & crew that have been involved in one way or another....

CREW:
Photographer: Estee Teo
Lighting Designer: Estee Teo
Makeup: Estee Teo
Costumes: Estee Teo
Photoshop Design: Estee Teo
Director:Estee Teo
Written by: Estee Teo
Purchasing Manager: Estee Teo

CAST:
Snuffie Snr
Snuffie Jr
.....
now I just have to find a way to pay them... will thank you be enough???

Oooohhhh got an IDEA!!! Where's the CHIPSTER???

** no snuffies were harmed or starved in this post. Care was also given for SPF30 sunscreen during the sun-shoots.**