Things U should NOT find in your GARDEN... -NSFW-

If you find these things, you have a couple of options...

Do not get turned on (or tuned off, for some)...
Either... keep it in a jar...
use it (on yourself) or
call "Ripley's Believe it or Not"...

You don't need your mama to tell you what these look like. I wouldn't want to add these to my wonton noodles for sure!!!

Humans aren't the only one who care about how big their booty looks in photos...

Humans are the only one who have embryos...

or gay men.... taking the shot from the behind....


So slap high five to your neighbour, because everyone needs an extra hand...

Guess what this baby is saying?

There is something about babies that is completely pure - untainted by this world.

We look at them, talk to them, yet cannot understand their babble. There are a thousand and one ways to interpret the cute grimaces of a baby...

What is this baby saying? What's your take? Vote now!

1) Damn, constipation sucks. How do I get this crap out of me?
2) Wooot! Man U are going to be EPL champs again!
3) Farting is sooo shiok...
4) Get this super childish hat off my head, get these damn jumpers off me!
5) Oooh this bed is soooo kushy and soft
6) Can't wait for mambo on Wednesday! Can't wait to jig!
7) I'm the king of the world!
8) I'm gonna score one with that hot babe in the crib next door!

Most Bimbotic Miss Teen USA - Abso-freaking-lutely funny!

Most Bimbotic Miss Teen USA



This Miss South Carolina really redefines the meaning of Bimbotic. I think there should really be a stringent pre-screening round for Miss Teen USAs. This missy puts the state (and country) to shame. No use for barbie dolls to be on stage when they have Boobs but not Brains...

I think if she just said "World Peace" and walked off stage, that would have been so much more appropriate, than rambling on and on about... gods knows what!?!