Showing posts with label marriage. Show all posts
Showing posts with label marriage. Show all posts

TOP 10 Reasons to GET MARRIED (Female & Males Perspectives)


After receiving a downpour of feedback from my earlier post (TOP 10 reasons NOT to get married, I figured, we need to balance the scale a tad bit by offering the top 10 reasons why one SHOULD get married.

It's not like I'm against marriage, I think 23 is WAY toooooo young, but what would I know anyway? I've never been in a position to even think about getting married.

Nonetheless,

From the woman's perspective; she could marry for the following:

  • stability
  • love
  • Body guard
  • Someone you can fart in front of and not get embarrassed
  • Lawn boy
  • Car Mechanic
  • VCR Programmer
  • TV Remote Locator
  • Taste Tester for your cooking
  • Body Warmer


  • From the man's perspective:

  • Sex
  • personal slave
  • key locator
  • wallet locator
  • food preparation
  • lunch packer
  • child nurturer
  • phone dialer
  • family birthday reminder
  • schedule coordinator


  • But on a more serious note, here are the more realistic top 10 reasons, starting from number 10 down:

    No. 10: No one will ever ask you again—so, why aren’t you married yet?

    No. 9: You can bring into this world your future wheelchair pushers.

    No. 8: You no longer have to pay the single person surcharge on cruises.

    No. 7: You will never have to make over-compensating gestures to diffuse suspicions of homosexuality.

    No. 6: You no longer have to keep up the pretense of being content in the Lord alone.

    No. 5: You no longer have to wonder if you are going to get lucky on date night.

    No. 4: You no longer have to be the target audience of pet products commercials; you can join a whole new demographic group.

    No. 3: No one will ever try to set you up again with their awkward niece/nephew.

    No. 2: Your parents will only have one thing left to complain about—when are we getting some grandkids?

    No. 1: You no longer have to use I Corinthians 7 to justify singleness, but can now use that passage to badger your spouse into having sex with you. That’s the last time she will feign headache.