294 highest for PSLE! WTH...


Yes, nerdy not? Me in nerd mode. I know this picture looks retarded after editing, but I can't imagine how else I'll look like if I was as young as 12 and got 294 for PSLE. Whoever it is, this person must have studied like #$%^&*()#$%^&*%^&*($^&&%^&$%U

"WAH LAU EH!!! DON'T SPOIL THE MARKET LIKE THAT LEH... BEST THING DON'T STEP FOOT IN NUS. IF YOU DO, YOU'LL BE ONE OF THOSE FREAKSHOWS WHO SKEW THE FREQUENCY CURVE LEH..."

294 is freaking insane! It's like triple kill, head shot, gang bang, godlike, KILLING SPREE, wooooot!!!

I could only dream of something like that...

For some reason I always tell myself that God is fair. If you're damn freaking smart, then you're damn "off" looking and if you're damn good looking, then ur damn freaking dumb. Yes dichotomous. Something's gotta give.

IF YOU'VE GOT BOTH BY ANY CHANCE UR A FREAK OF NATURE! DAMN LUCKY U!

This year the top Student was a Malay girl from St. Hilda's Primary School! Yea my alma mater!!!! So proud of her! HAHA yes she is FEMALE! Wooot! Shows that... females are smarter... but only when young, sad to say.

Reason 1: Females mature earlier, cognitively so probably develop more grey matter earlier?

Reason 2: Females are more "docile" thus more disciplined and conscientious??

Reason 3: Cuz the 9eek 9oddess says so...

None the less, this brought back memories from my primary school, life was so carefree (unlike#$%^&* NUS now) and I was innocent enough to have flowers in my hair...

Would you chose to be smart or pretty?
(say if they were mutually exclusive?)

18 comments:

daphne maia said...

ok i wanna pick at a tiny detail.. that's not a flower in ur hair.. that's a mistletoe. and they have worms. hahaha!

ok. nvm.

yah when i heard the news i was damn shocked as well. how do u get 294?! argh! im so lucky i've stopped teaching psle students haha i decided the stress wasnt worth the money. ho ho.

p/s: the cartoon u drew in the first pic is cute, dear. :)

eStee said...

Sad if it's a mistletoe, am i not supposed to be under a mistletoe and kissing?

Okie, then again I'm not tchnically under it...

About the tuition kid thing.... argh I KNOW!!!!! I have this pri 5 kid to teach and... it's not a piece of cake to say the least!

liyiesther.C said...

I WANT to be damn lucky!!!

eStee said...

I oso want... :(

Skyler said...

All I can think about is how damn nice your eye makeup/lashes look in the last picture ooOoOOo

eStee said...

skyler.... without eye makeup I really look like bullcrap :(

YeePei said...

294??? Seriously.. what's wrong with kids nowadays? Heehee..

Precious said...

"Would you chose to be smart or pretty?
(say if they were mutually exclusive?)"

I thought about this question before because I was imagining myself as a contestant for Miss World's competition. Ahaha. Anyway

If I was in the competition, I'd say, "I choose to be content with what I have been blessed with." :P

But I think in real life, if God really ask me, I will choose brains. I think.

Anonymous said...

honestly, do you think if someone got 294 for psle NUS is the place she'd aspire to go?

i think the last thing we have to worry about is having smart people going to nus and skewing the curve. because what is nus compared to the other world renowned insitutions!

eStee said...

yeepei: Yes 294 freaking freak! :)

Precious: Yea, I'd choose brains too at first thought but I think if really faced with that dilemma, I might just choose the easy way out.

anon: Well, 294 for PSLE is a passport for success, not a guarantee. So maybe in Sec sch, she screws up and then comes to NUS and bucks up... then people like me MATI

ByPassing said...

first we have how to get that abs from 300, now we have how to get 294 out of 300...

mr fong said...

Your p5 kid is maths? o.O I know,. 294 is crazy. But normally I just feel that smarter kids have bigger attitude problems. Dumber people are purer, hehe. Good luck to ur p5 next year...

eStee said...

mr fong: Yeah i have to agree with u that more intelligent kids may be more manipulative and cunning....

haha.. but then less intelligent ones are indeed "purer" in a sense only because they are more naive... they soon will have to grow out.

Like they say, shape up or ship out..

Pleasure Delayer said...

I dunno anything abt 294, but thanx for saving the "boys" from a F because of me ... Anyway, you should keep and punish me with a F for F****** up your time!

Anonymous said...

hmmm...i did damn badly for my PSLE lah...thank god for Feeder system. hahahha

I would rather be intelligent, man! Then, I can earn the money for plastic surgery if i am so inclined..but hey, looks fade! Your intelligence will last longer (unless you suay suay kena dementia, parkinson's or alzheimer's)

love ya! Less than a month till you're here, so excited!

dawnie

eStee said...

mauricio: u know i won't do that... I dont have an evil bone in my body *sheepish look*
haha...

Dawnie: see ya in XX days. Let the countdown begin!

Awara said...

Looks are overrated. I'd rather be supersmart(er), sexy (ier), and(more) streetwise.

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