Tidy up, or your GIRLFRIEND DIES...



You have 3 choices... tidy up or

1) Your girlfriend dies, in your hands...
2) Your girlfriend eats your shoe up
3) Your male child uses your vibrator

The message is pretty clear, tidy up, if not for your sake, for the ones you love...

On a lighter note, I just got back from the MBA class. I'm a teaching assistant at the NUS MBA school. Alvin, who sits beside me and also is another teaching assistant had caught a cold. Thus, was sniffing profusely..

ME: Alvin, you're really sick
ALVIN: *nods*
ME: You need,, sleep, vitamin C and water.. plus...
ALVIN: SEX
ME: *silence*


Sick men are never too sick to have some fun (or be honest... 0_O)