I have learnt a whole ton from this semester's prep for exams. Here are some tips which will confirm guarantee chop allow u to do better... I'm confident sticking to them will increase your grade... For this week I've been blogging about exam tips and this will be my last exma related post.. I've had enough showering too much attention on stinky winky NUS.
Hot tip 1: Never reach too early for exams.
The chao muggers will always be lined and smished on the floor outsude the exam room, as if you get extra point for going early and if you don't "chope" your seats, you'll have to sit on the floor..
Confirm if you reach early, the chao muggers will be there and it sure will make you more nervous. You see them clutching their thick wads on notes (aka gold bars.. my precious) and flipping anxiously though it. I don't know if it's only me... but before exams I always have nothing in may hands other than my bag and pens... to me its no use trying to read things last minute cuz you'll never remember.
I coined the term FRENEMIES for these people. Well, you see, on normal days they are you best friends right, but come exams, you fight with them for the top scores and you prevent those muggers from skewing the normal distribution...
Damn these frenemies... don't you love to hate them? (of course after exams buddy buddy again la)
Hot Tip 2: Girls especially, ALWAYS freaking pee before exams can?
Wah, it's super uber irritating to have to wait 3 years to empty your bladder. I always get feel the need to pee before exams because it just the nerves that get to me. But before leaving the house I ALWAYS pee can?
Why you want to queue for the toilet 5 mins before exams? Not like the toilet auntie giving you free Hello Kitty rite? Not like you queuing for Great Singapore Sale or Mango 70% discount sales leh.. If so, I join the queue too and go the night before to "chope" place can?
but for toilet... I just think its not worth it... BAH!!
* Disclaimer: No offense to chao muggers reading this, I meant no harm, all said in jest...
Also, no lady's bladder was injured during this photoshoot...