10 reasons YOU should DATE a Geek Girl

Why won't any of these women take you seriously damn it! You ask yourself why you keep failing date after date. The excuses range from "It's not you, it's me." to "I'm sorry, I like you, but just as a friend."

So where to go from here?

All the women you know are either dating a series of 'losers' or are considering turning lesbian to avoid doing so. It may be time my friend to start thinking of finding a woman of substance, quietude and stability, a cerebral creature with a culture all of her own.

In short, a geek girl.

Why settle for a shallow "does my ass look big in this" type of girl, who's more interested in your credit card than you when a geek girl can offer you so much more.

Here's 10 reasons why you should be dating a geek girl:

• They are generally available so no need to run a smear campaign against an existing boyfriend

• They tend to be overlooked so less competition

• They are good at fixing things, so no more sexual favours for the guy at the Apple store when your ipod plays up

• Your computer will rev its processor in appreciation of your wise choice

• Geek girls are smart(er)

• They are more considerate and appreciative of someone who takes the time to get to know them

• Geek girls do not need 20 pairs of shoes, so there will be some money left over for more beer.

• They don't grow fat chomping down potato chips, they prefer microchips (although more expensive...)
• Geek Girls don't mind playing Warcraft DOTA with you throughout the night (she might even beat your ass!)

• You can GEEK SPEAK all you want in bed! (!!!) Yeeha!

"I'm convinced . . get me a geek girl"

Ok, so where do you find this geek girl? Well where you won't find them is at the local shopping mall or in some sleazy 'meat market' night club. You'll often find them hanging out with their friends, discussing the latest hardware revolution. They tend to put a high value on their friendships, as often their circle of friends is fairly limited. If you are willing to unconditionally accept her for what she is, then you may be ready for a geek relationship.

"How could I possibly hang on to such a creature?"
If you're not up on your Star Trek, X-files or crop circle theories you can forget about getting or keeping a geek girl. You've got to be up on your Science Fiction and have read the latest fantasy novel (no not that kind of fantasy... well OK both). Armed with your own knowledge of Federation policies you can better gauge when and how to act when dating a geek girl.

Of course, catching that geek girl is only half the battle. Keeping her by your side is another story altogether. Geeks are sensitive and caring lovers and make great wives. If you can hang with the techno-lifestyle, they also make the best friends. They are the most attractive people, not flashy or superficial, but the kind who get cuter and more alluring over time. Definitely give geeks a chance.

"Shall I take her to dinner perhaps?"

Conventional dates aren't going to cut it when dating a geek girl. You're going to have to start thinking creatively my friend. Geeks tend towards eating packaged junk foods since they prefer to stay out of the limelight and spend more time near their computer. A typical diet would consist of Pizza, potato chips and Mountain Dew, and perhaps chocolate chip cookies on a special occasion (such as reaching a new level on her favourite video game).

To relax, geeks love to play the latest computer games. Let her play Tomb Raider III if she wants to. Act concerned if she's stuck on a level or has just been eaten by mutant zombies. Geeks love to try to help people on the internet who say that they are stuck in a game or have a particular technical problem. She will come up with clever riddles with hidden clues instead of directing them to a solution. Geeks also like to go to sci-fi and Japanese animated movies, again, a basically harmless vent for your woman and things that you should start taking an interest in.

"Aren't they mythical creatures?"

Many people think that the realm of the geek is purely male and that the geek girl is a myth, like unicorns and honest lawyers. True, they are hard to find, mainly because they have been so abused and ignored by society that geek girls have gone underground. You may actually know some and just haven't noticed it. They often feel resentful, and misunderstood, and it is important to realize this as you grow closer to them. Don't ever try to force the issue, or make crazy demands that she choose between her computer and you. Remember, her computer has been there for her whole life; you are a new addition she hasn't quite worked out yet.

Geek girls thrive on mystery and love challenges and intellectual puzzles.

Wouldn't you like a little intellectual stimulation of your own? If so, start dating a geek girl!

Adapted from here