In need of an EXAM BREAK? I have just the solution.

Exams are a particularly stressful time. You know your head is going to blow when your head blows and its too late. Yea, I'm not making sense. Anyways, click here if your a smart woman or if you're a man who isn't easily offended. Sure to blow exam blues away! It did for me!!! Caution: Causes one to laugh uncontrollably...


Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.


A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.


A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.


A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.



Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.


Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Good luck to ALL STUDENTS having exams!!!


Anonymous said...

Bo liao ah estee! Study study!!!!

Hit me more on ladder theories man!

eStee said...

haha... ladder theory too cheem for me to explain leh!

Lupin Tan said...

Dumb man Here looking for Smart woman. hahaha.

A successful man earns more than his woman can spend.

A successful woman is the one who can find such a man. Hahaha.

Ladder Theory: Woman 2 ladder, Lover and Friend. Guy only one ladder. Sizing and placement defer between man and woman, hence the high posibility of a ladder disparity.

Personal feel: More woman adopting single ladder theory. While it's kinda impossible for for guy to adopt the 2 ladder theory.

Lupin Tan said...

Deut 29:13 The LORD will make you the head and not the tail, and you only will be above, and you will not be underneath, if you listen to the commandments of the LORD your God, which I charge you today, to observe them carefully

All the best for ur exams

eStee said...

lupin: ur very insightful u know. u actually distilled the ladder theory down so well, Im amazed.

Thank you so much for your encouragement. that's just the verse I need. Backsliding already, need to keep the faith. Thank u, brother :)

Anonymous said...

i'm still not good in math! LOL neat theory. goodness gracious u must've done hours of meticulous thinking to generate these equations. wow.

eStee said...

samantha: i wish i did, but im not that smart. i lifted it off an email *sheepish look*

GH05T8L0993R said...

I rather have a solution which involved watching Iron Man XD


all the best in your exams

eStee said...

ghost: i want to catch that too, but to be honest I havent heard the best reviews leh..

Anonymous said...

Huh? Ladder theories... Simi lia eh?

Anyways Iron Man is a is gonna be made into a 3 part sci-fi thriller with most of the crew signing on back for their respective roles!

Btw later goin into JB to watch at city sq... Seems like alot of CHC ppl go in too cos, saw a couple of familiar each time i go in on weekends...

Anyways juz a liitle info in case anybody is itching to go in JB n watch movie!

Mon-Wed: 6RM per tix for normal seats and 19RM for couple seats!

Thur-Sun: 10RM per tix for normal seats and 23Rm for couple seats!

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