In need of an EXAM BREAK? I have just the solution.

Exams are a particularly stressful time. You know your head is going to blow when your head blows and its too late. Yea, I'm not making sense. Anyways, click here if your a smart woman or if you're a man who isn't easily offended. Sure to blow exam blues away! It did for me!!! Caution: Causes one to laugh uncontrollably...

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Good luck to ALL STUDENTS having exams!!!

It's NOT that I don't like STUDYING.. -study revelation-

Yes, this is my third -exam-related-studying post, where you get tips about studying and my revelation about exams... I have a paper later at 230PM but as you can see, I can't keep my hands off the PC or blogging.

I just tell myself that if I wasn't blogging, I'd be watching tv (which IS true...)

You see, the problem lies in the fact that...

It's not that I don't like studying, but It's just I wish I was studying something different...

...like say, SHOPPING1101 or MEN1101?

OK... back to the books...

Hell, yeah, it does.....

9irls: TOXIC when EMOTIONAL

Yes 9irls absolutely have the right to be emotional. Call them manipulative, vindictive, whatever. They just are and that's how evolution made them to be.

They seem to be able to on demand, burst out into tears, like a wet spring in the middle of a desert, cry heaps and yet never ever seem to run out of tears. They have every right to do that, since crying is cathartic - absolutely.

Exams are an irritating period. We mug, and telly and blogging seem all the more attractive... anything to distract us from our books. Yes, burn them!

The sky looses its colour, we see the world through grey coloured lenses... is it just me.. or does the exam do this to people?

I'm toxic when I tear, it's like hydrochloric gas. And my female God given ability to spontaneously burst out into tears over any and every thing, is my greatest (dis)ability now.

Call me crazy, but crying has never felt too good. And I'm claiming my right to boohoo now... Or maybe I'll try screaming into a pillow for a change... (my viet neighbour constantly knocks on my door to tell me to tone down my hifi... I guess these nights she might just visit more...)