After receiving a downpour of feedback from my earlier post (TOP 10 reasons NOT to get married, I figured, we need to balance the scale a tad bit by offering the top 10 reasons why one SHOULD get married.
It's not like I'm against marriage, I think 23 is WAY toooooo young, but what would I know anyway? I've never been in a position to even think about getting married.
From the woman's perspective; she could marry for the following:
From the man's perspective:
But on a more serious note, here are the more realistic top 10 reasons, starting from number 10 down:
No. 10: No one will ever ask you again—so, why aren’t you married yet?
No. 9: You can bring into this world your future wheelchair pushers.
No. 8: You no longer have to pay the single person surcharge on cruises.
No. 7: You will never have to make over-compensating gestures to diffuse suspicions of homosexuality.
No. 6: You no longer have to keep up the pretense of being content in the Lord alone.
No. 5: You no longer have to wonder if you are going to get lucky on date night.
No. 4: You no longer have to be the target audience of pet products commercials; you can join a whole new demographic group.
No. 3: No one will ever try to set you up again with their awkward niece/nephew.
No. 2: Your parents will only have one thing left to complain about—when are we getting some grandkids?
No. 1: You no longer have to use I Corinthians 7 to justify singleness, but can now use that passage to badger your spouse into having sex with you. That’s the last time she will feign headache.