MEN are like...

MEN


For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.


Men are like....




1. Men are like .. Laxatives . ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like.
Bananas .... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ......
Weather Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .......
Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .....
Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ...
Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like
Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like .... .
Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .....
Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like
Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like
Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like .....
Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like
Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

24 comments:

Alex said...

Hey! I resent the last one! Ahem... though admit the rest.

eStee said...

:) ....

hg86 said...

Hey, sounds true. love the jokes.

kang yong said...

Is that MEN really like that?
Although all of it sounds true.
Then MEN should self-criticism else they would really don't get marry!

chillycraps said...

somehow i don't feel like agreeing to anyone of them...

eStee said...

You don't need to "feel" like to actually do it... like we don't like to go to school, but boh bian

Shingo T said...

This is a war declared against us men!

Fight for your pride, my fellow dominant all-mighty species.

=p

eStee said...

"Dominant" and "almighty"?!?!?... haha... this is really heating things up.

constance said...

LMAO, that's gotta be the funniest yet most true thing I've ever seen about this topic :X

eStee said...

Men are an enigma, aren't they? We love to hate them and hate to love them... go figure.. :)

CrispyFries said...

Men who read these are dumb. Period.

eStee said...

crisyfries: :) Women who write this or publish it (me) have a sense of humour. Of course we cannot do without men, but its nice to jab their egos once in a while... no offence la!!!

Michael said...

Hopefully one guy doesn't fulfill all these!! lol. Alright Estee, I demand a similar one about women.

eStee said...

Mike: Women dun have flaws, they have claws. In other words, treat them right or they scratch!

Liza S. said...

This is hilarious xD I love it :D

Michael said...

I think women have flaws.

eStee said...

I think they have claws

Jason Ho said...

either way...no one is perfect.. ;)

eStee said...

hehe... bloggers are perfect. Let's settle for that :)

Jason Ho said...

heheh...now that I can live with ;)

Thanks for dropping by my site

ByPassing said...

This is hilarious even although i am a XY.

eStee said...

yea it sure is hilarious!!!

lovie said...

It's so funny. =D

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